These are some photos I have from XI th grade ..

my super insanely great class !

hahaha paling banyak fotonya yuyun (づ￣ ³￣)づ

my super duper insanely great class

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GOD : Sure.

Me : Promise You won’t get mad.

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Me : Why did You let mes so much stuff happen to me today?

GOD : What do you mean?

Me : Well, I woke up late

GOD : Yes

Me : My car took forever to start

GOD : Okay

Me : At lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait.

GOD : Hmmmmm….

Me : On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

GOD : All right

Me: And on top off  it all, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new feet massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that??

GOD :  Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning then I had to send one one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Me : (humbled) OH

GOD : I did’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me : (ashamed)

GOD : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want youto catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Me : (embarassed) Okay :0

GOD : Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call. I didn’y even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me : (softly) I see God

GOD : Oh and that foot massager. It had a shortage that was going to throw out all of power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me : I’m sorry God

GOD: Don’t be sorry just learn to Trust Me in every single thing, no matter good or bad things.

Me : I will trust You.

GOD : Then, don’t doubt My plan for your day. It will always been better that your plan.

Me : I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for everything today.

GOD : It was just another day being your God and I love looking after My Children! Do not fear for I am with you!

These photos bellow show our sleeping culture in our insanely great class:

Kus while sleeping with those playing googling things

Andre in his dream

That position is kinda strange. REVEALED! She's Pau

Dont know who. Btw, why was Pak Kasidi holding that fishing ropes?

To sum up, the QUEEN is YUNITA and the KING is KENJI. Unluckily, i dont have their photos, anyone?;)

P.S: Insaners, study well for government exams!

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Seperti yang kalian ketahui, pas bina rohani itu ada penyembuhan luka batin… Yang menurutku, kurang maksimal karena situasi dan kondisinya nggak mendukung sekali. Yeah… Begitulah… Emang nggak mendukung sekali. Nggak nyantai pol… Awalnya aku ikut-ikut ae, terbawa suasana… Trus rasanya kok.. Tiba-tiba… Buyar… Padahal awalnya berjalan dengan baik… Aku  nangis sampe badanku terasa bergetar-getar… But then…

“Membasuh kaki? Basuh kakiku dengan darahmu baru aku maafkan…”

Evil pol rasa’e…

Akhirnya…

Yang terjadi setelah penyembuhan luka batin… Aku pusing… Malemnya migran… Punggung bagian atasku sakit… Leher bagian belakang sakit… Bahuku sakit… Betis kananku sakit… Muncul kantong mata dengan garis hitam yang sangat mengerikan… Trus sorenya aku demam sampai post ini ditulis, aku masih demam, masih pusing, dan badanku masih sakit… Kemarin, habis penyembuhan luka batin, aku langsung mau meso-meso. Nyampe rumah, aku jadi pengen marah-marah terus. Aku jadi malas. Rasa e badanku jadi nggak berenergi. Padahal aku makan uakeh…

Sebenernya ada apa ini?!

Aku jadi ingat… Kalau satu roh jahat meninggalkan hati seseorang, kemudian saat dia kembali, tempat itu sudah menjadi bersih, dia akan mengajak 7 roh jahat lain yang lebih jahat untuk masuk ke sana. Fuck, serem pol nek gitu…

Masa iya luka batinku tambah gede? Mungkin ae seh, kan pas penyembuhan, kita diingatkan lagi sama semua luka-luka itu… *sign* Tau ngene aku gak melok…

How about you guys…? What do you got…?

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But though we have to do a lot of exams and tasks ,and though it is really frustating and depressing ,,we are SOCIAL FOUR will never forget how to have fun and to keep our craziness.

Check out some of our pictures during uprak ,

my insanely great class !

this is MY INSANELY GREAT CLASS !

In just few months again , we will be separated guys *hiks. We will split up into our separate ways. Soon we will busy with our own business and won’t have a spare time for this super great class anymore.

But though we may not seeing each other everyday , we know we are still connected by heart. We have to split up for a while to make our dreams come true.

There’s a quote says :

Don’t you guys ever stop fighting to reach your dreams , remember that you’re a member of this insanely great class , means that you can and have to success.

“Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.”

“When the world says, ‘Give up,’ Hope whispers, ‘Try it one more time.”

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Let’s share something insanely stupid…
So, yesterday, Saturday, 18 February 2012… It’s Ian’s birthday…

“Happy birthday, O’on!” – Karenila

The thing is… We ran out of cake… Shit… Yeah, Man… Eh, actually, we ran out of candle! So how the hell can he blow the candle, Man?! There’s no candle. So, we pending that cake surprise for today… 20 February 2012.

You know, we’ll see. We’re gonna get it right on recess, Babe!!! I’m gonna update this post after the ‘party’…

Update:
Shit, they didn’t do it on recess… (“¬_¬) there’s no time and everyone’s hugry… Eat a lot, Guys… Andre just came to school at 9. 30 A.M.

Update #2:

After 1st recess…
Computer lesson…
Cia suddenly came in… There’s a cake, tiramisu cake from Bread Talk… (“¬_¬) smells good… I want some… :’(
Then… I have some picture of it… I’ll upload it to this post later on…

2nd recess…
#HBD_Ian
Surprise for Ian! Gyahahahhaa! Daniel just put that cream to Ian’s face! Good job, Brotha! Good job!!!

*I’ll upload the pictures and videos later

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Sepanjang jalan, turis 1 sibuk mencemasi kondisi mobil.
Dia terbelenggu oleh rasa kuatir kalau mobil itu mogok di tengah jalan, bensinnya habis & tidak ada pom bensin disana.

Sementara itu, turis 2 tampak santai 2x saja. Dia begitu menikmati pemandangan indah bukit 2x di negeri cokelat itu.
Bukit 2x yg pucuknya dihiasi salju putih.
Beberapa kali, dia mengabadikan keindahan itu dengan kamera pocketnya.

Setelah 1 jam berlalu, akhirnya mobil uzur itu pun tiba di kota yg dituju. “Kok kamu sempat 2x nya ambil gambar pemandangan itu ? Apa kamu tidak cemas ?” tanya turis 1. “Apa yg perlu dicemaskan. Seandainya ada masalah, pasti ada jalan keluarnya. Aku suka dengan perjalanan tadi” kata turis 2.

MORAL : Seringkali kekuatiran membuat kita kehilangan banyak hal yg berharga. Realitanya, apa yg dikuatirkan lebih sering tidak terbukti atau separah yg dikuatirkan. “Kekuatiran tidak akan menambah sejengkal pun usia kita” Banyak orang hidup dalam kekuatiran & kecemasan mengenai apa yg belum terjadi. Orang sering takut & tidak tahu apa yg ditakuti.
Akhirnya, orang yg seperti ini tidak akan menikmati kehidupan.

Kebahagiaan hidup hanya menjadi milik orang orang yg mampu menikmatinya dengan penuh SYUKUR.

JAM KEHIDUPAN hanya sekali berputar. Ada menit yg harus dilalui dengan MANIS, ada pula menit yg harus dilalui dengan PAHIT. Jalanilah setiap DETIK dengan BERSYUKUR agar kita menjadi lebih BIJAKSANA.

“What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk.

“I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.”

“So how does feeling the roof help you?” He asked the drunk.

“Well,” the drunk replied. “MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”

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These two hunters enter the bar every day, the first one always carries the skin of a bear, the other one always empty handed. So the second one goes up to the first hunter and asks him how he gets to shoot a bear every day.

“Well, that’s easy”, he replies,” I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain, stand in front of it and shout; ‘Yo, fat f***** cu** of a bear, get your stinking a** out off this hole!’ as loud as I can, then the bear gets out and I shoot the it. Easy as that.”

“O.K.” the other one says, “I’ll remember that”.

So the next day the first hunter comes into the bar with his skin and orders a beer. About ten minutes later the second one crawls in, covered in blood, missing a leg, and is generally a mess. So the other hunter yells,

“What the happened to you man?!”

“Aargh”, says the other one ” I did what you told me to do, I went to a hole, started shouting and swearing at that bear and guess what happened?”

“What?”

“A train came out.”

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“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?” “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”

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Q: How do camels keep safe from predators?
A: CAMELflage!

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A car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.

‘Good Lord, mister,’ he gasped. ‘Are you drunk?’

‘Of course,’ said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. ‘What the hell do you think I am … a stunt driver?’

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Q: What day do potatoes hate?
A: FRY-day!

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A guy walks in to a bar with his dog he puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “This is the smartest dog in the world. I bet five dollars that you can ask him any thing and he will tell you the right answer.”

So the bartender said, “All right. What is 10+11+13.”

The dog said, “34.” Wow he got it right. So, he handed over the 5 dollar bill.

Then the guy said, “Don’t let my dog go anywhere I have to use the bathroom.”

So he hands the dog the 5 dollars to hold while he was in the bathroom. The bartender and the dog were having a conversation with each other so the bartender says,

“If your so smart go down the road and get me a newspaper.”

So the dog goes out the door then the guy comes out of the bathroom. He couldn’t see his dog so he asks the bartender where the dog was. The bartender tells the guy, “The dog went to get me a newspaper.” The guy throws a fit that the bartender let the dog leave. So the guy goes out to find his dog. He looked all over until he saw his dog in a alley making love to a poodle.

The man says, “What are you doing? You have never done this before.”

The dog says, “I have never had 5 dollars before either.”

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea! (no-eyed-deer)

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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.

“What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before… Noon.” replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered “When joo shay the bar opins at?”

The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you.”

“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”. After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!”

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

“What’s that brass gong for?” asked the friend.

“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.

“A talking clock? How’s it work?”

“Watch this,” said the drunk.

He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!”

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Q: What did one keyboard say to the other?
A: “You’re not my type.”

Jika ‎ ќαмϋ memancing ikan, setelah ikan îτϋ terikat ϑi mata kail, hendaklah ‎ ќαмϋ mengambil Ikan îτϋ…
Janganlah sesekali ‎ ќαмϋ lepaskan ia ‎ ќεmbali ‎ ќε ϑάlάм air begîτϋ saja… Karena ia akan sakit oleh karena ќεtajaman mata kailmu ϑäπ mungkin ia akan menderita selama hidupnya.

♚ Begîτϋlah juga setelah ‎ ќαмϋ memberi ϐäπγάќ pengharapan ‎ ќεpada seseorαπg…
Setelah ia mulai menyayangimu hendaklah ‎ ќαмϋ menjaga hatinya… Janganlah sesekali ‎ ќαмϋ meninggalkan‎γά begîτϋ saja…
Karena ia akan terluka oleh ‎ ќεnangan bersamamu ϑäπ mungkin тiϑά‎ ќ dapat melupakan segalanya selamanγά…

✽‎ Jika ‎ ќαмϋ telah memiliki sepiring nasi… Yάπĝ pasti baik ϋπτϋќ dirimu, mengenyangkan, berkhasiat.
Mengάƿά ‎ ќαмϋ mencoba mencari makanan γάπĝ lain? ‎ Terlalu ingin mengejar ‎ ќεlezatan.
‎ ќεlak, nasi îτϋ akan basi ϑäπ ‎ ќαмϋ тiϑά‎ќ dapat memakannya. ‎ ќαмϋ akan menyesal.

✽‎ Begîτϋ juga jika ‎ ќαмϋ telah bertemu ϑëπƍάπ seseorαπg…
Yάπĝ membawa kebaikan ‎ ќεpada dirimu, menyayangimu, mengasihimu.
Mengάƿά ‎ ќαмϋ mencoba membandingkannγά ϑëπƍάπ Чά‎ πƍ lain?
Terlalu mengejar ‎ ќεsempurnaan.
‎ ќεlak, ‎ ќαмϋ akan kehilangannγά.

♚Ingatlah.. Jika ‎ ќαмϋ memiliki seseorαπg, terimalah dia apa άϑάnγά…

» Dulu,ªkû pernah sgt KAGUM pd manusia cerdas, sangat kaya,berhasil dalam karir hidup & hebat ϑlm dunianya..
Sekarang,aku memilih untuk mengganti kriteria kekagumanku,ªkû kagum ϑğ manusia ýg hebat ϑî mata TUHAN.
, sekalipun kadang penampilannya begitu biasa & bersahaja.

» Dulu,ªkû memilih MARAH krn merasa harga diriku dijatuhkan ketika Óяġ lain berlaku kasar kepadaku,menggunjingku ϑan menyakitiku ϑğ kalimat² sindiran.
Sekarang,ªkû memilih untuk BERSYUKUR & BERTERIMAKASIH
karna ku yakin åϑà KASIH ýg datang dari mereka ketika ªkû mampu untuk memaafkan & bersabar.

» Dulu, ªkû memilih MENGEJAR dunia & menumpuknya sebisaku…ternyata ªkû sadari kebutuhanku hanyalah makan & minum untuk hari ini & bagaimana cara membuangnya ϑr perutku…
Sekarang,ªkû memilih untuk BERSYUKUR ϑğ apa ýg åϑà & memikirkan bagaimana ªkû ϐ¹Ŝª mengisi waktuku hari ini, ϑğ penuh kasih & bermanfaat utk sesama…

» Dulu, ªkû berpikir bahwa ªkû ϐ¹Ŝª MEMBAHAGIAKAN orangtua,saudara & teman²ku kalau ªkû berhasil ϑğ duniaku. Ternyata… ýg membuat kebanyakan ϑarï mereka bahagia ăϑălăђ bukan î†ů melainkan sikap, tingkah & sapaanku kepada mereka….
Sekarang,ªkû memilih untuk membuat mereka bahagia ϑğ apa ýg ada padaku…

» Dulu,pusat pikiranku ăϑălăђ membuat RENCANA² dahsyat untuk duniaku…
ternyata ªkû menjumpai teman & saudara-saudaraku begitu cepat menghadap kpdNYA.
Sekarang,ýg menjadi pusat pikiran ϑan rencanaku ăϑălăђ bagaimana mempersiapkan diri ϑan terutama hatiku agar ªkû selalu SIAP jika suatu saat namaku dipanggil olehNya…

• Tak åϑà ýg dapat menjamin bhw ªkû dpt menikmati teriknya matahari besok.
• Tak åϑà ýg ϐ¹Ŝª memberikan jaminan bhw ªkû masih ϐ¹Ŝª menghirup nafas esok hari…

Kalau hari ini ϑan esok hari ªkû ϐ¹Ŝª hidup,
î†ů semata² Anugerah Ʈůhäп̥.

“Berbuat Baik untuk MEMBAYAR UTANG KARMA”.
Ini adalah pernyataan yang tidak asing bagi kita, dan sering kita dengar.
Benarkah pernyataan ini ?

Pernyataan ini seolah-olah HUKUM KARMA adalah HUKUM TAMBAH KURANG, dimana dengan melakukan KARMA BAIK, maka kita BISA MENGURANGI atau MELUNASI HUTANG KARMA BURUK KITA.

Padahal HUKUM KARMA sesungguhnya adalah HUKUM SEBAB AKIBAT, bukan hukum tambah kurang.

Artinya adalah SEMUA SEBAB (KARMA) akan MENGHASILKAN AKIBATNYA masing-masing sesuai dengan BOBOTNYA, BILA KONDISINYA sudah “PAS”.

Baik itu KARMA BAIK ataupun KARMA BURUK tetap akan menghasilkan AKIBATNYA masing-masing sesuai dengan bobotnya bila kondisinya sudah PAS, tidak bisa saling mengurangi apalagi meniadakan (bayar hutang).

PERBUATAN BAIK (KARMA BAIK) adalah bagaikan PAYUNG yang bisa MELINDUNGI kita dari HUJAN.
Namun ingatlah bahwa PAYUNG tidak bisa menghentikan HUJAN, apalagi meniadakan HUJAN.

Demikianlah KARMA BAIK bila kondisinya sudah PAS, buahnya (AKIBATNYA) bisa melindungi kita mengurangi penderitaan yang di AKIBATKAN oleh KARMA BURUK kita, namun tidak bisa membayar hutang atau mengurangi KARMA BURUK kita.

Bila GARAM adalah KARMA BURUK, AIR PUTIH adalah KARMA BAIK, CANGKIR adalah DIRI KITA, dan RASA adalah AKIBAT/BUAH KARMA.

Maka sebanyak apapun AIR PUTIH yang dimasukkan kedalam CANGKIR yang berisi GARAM, TIDAK AKAN mengurangi GARAM yang telah berada didalamnya, NAMUN AIR PUTIH MAMPU mengurangi RASA ASIN yang di AKIBATKAN oleh GARAM tersebut.

Semoga dengan menyadari bahwa KARMA BAIK TIDAK BISA dan BUKAN UNTUK membayar HUTANG KARMA BURUK, kita tidak lagi berprinsip bahwa BERBUAT BAIK untuk MELUNASI HUTANG KARMA BURUK kita, namun BERBUAT BAIKLAH karena PERBUATAN BAIK itu MEMANG BAIK adanya.